Have a plarny day

Just some plarn today. What’s plarn? So glad you asked!

Imagine decking yourself out in these plarn shoes…

plarn-sandals

And this plarn hat…

plarn-hat

Standing on this plarn rug…

recycled-round-plarn-2-rug

In the vicinity of this plarn…uh…bowl? Upside-down hat?

plarn-bowl-001

Holding this plarn octopus! Which may be the most successful plarn creation I’ve ever seen.

plarn-octopus

What a beautiful vision. Incidentally, that lavender plarn bowl-thing makes me suspicious. I don’t think you get a bright color like that from old grocery bags. I think this person CHEATED and BOUGHT their plarn in a big roll! CHEATER! CHEEEEEATERRRR!

Of course, it’s possible to buy plarn without forgoing the anemic, washed-out colors necessary for true recycled authenticity. Why, this 114-yard ball is only $3.99! That seller must be cleaning UP.

white-plarn-ball

While this ball of old Target bags is 56 yards for $5.50. What a rip!

target-plarn-ball

This has been your plarn day.

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